Rover Bloom Got Dragged Off By The Gravemind

Rover Bloom got dragged off by the Gravemind,
Walking 'round that old haunted Boot Hill,
Some may say the Gravemind Shard is harmless,
But that green bitch always gives me the chills.

He'd been talking with Slink too long,
And we begged him not to go,
But the need to know consumed him,
And he walked on down that road towards old Boot Hill.

When the sun arose next morning,
Nowhere was Bloom to be found,
Scarves were gathered, laid upon wood,
Memorial to a man we all called friend.

Rover Bloom got dragged off by the Gravemind,
Walking 'round that old haunted Boot Hill,
Some may say the Gravemind Shard is harmless,
But that green bitch always gives me the chills.

It's not Tent City without Bloom now,
'Bend and Family, dressed in black,
So many heads that go un-Shrunken,
We pray one day the bitch will give him back.

Rover Bloom got dragged off by the Gravemind,
Walking 'round that old haunted Boot Hill,
Some may say the Gravemind Shard is harmless,
But that green bitch always gives me the chills...


To the tune of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzV9DIL_vrM