Maxy The Remnant

Max-y, the Remnant,
Was an engineer and jones,
With a clubbing pipe,
And a glowing fish,
And some camo on his clothes.

Max Cap a-city is a Darwinist they say,
He loves the Glow, but the Braves all know,
He repairs for near no pay!

There must have been some rads in that old workbench they found,
For when he sat down at its bench,
He began to laugh aloud!

O Max-y the Remnant,
Would repair all of the day,
And the Braves all say he could chop and slay,
Just the same as you and me!
Bangity bang bang
Bangity bang bang
Look at Max-y go
Bangity bang bang
Bangity bang bang
O'er your armor with holes!


To the tune of Frosty the Snowman:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCjrcjFGQCA